Where the fuck is he?! Can anybody tell me ?
I miss you so much baby...Things are not exactly the same since you're gone.
It's been two weeks now honey, and I'm dead worried. I can't sleep, I eat a lot and I'm constipated. I guess I eat my emotions but it gets stuck somewhere down to the hole.
I fart and I fart, but I just can't take a dump. I'm getting full of it and my neighbours think I'm getting some kind of a "twisted nervous pregnancy".
I can't help it, you're not there no more; and your so-called "weekly cultural newspaper ICI" sucks without your wit.
Your amazing movie knowledge that used to light up my days...
Ooops. Wait a minute Sugar Mickey Mio. I think it's "Big Brownie Bob" calling me.
Sorry, gotta go fast but I hope it's not going to be "Big Smelly Cloud" again,
like the one on the picture above.
See you soon or maybe never again?
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C'est ce qu'on se demande aussi. Si quelqu'un pouvait fouetter la section ciné du ICI, ça ferait du bien.
J'ai cru entendre qu'il était en pleine paternité
Tant qu'il n'accouche pas un autre billet.
J'espère que la mère a de bons gènes.
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